Sunday, April 12, 2009

The Miller's Prolouge and Tale

This story was very entertaining to me to say the least. The story begins as Nicholas tries to persuade his landlord's wife Allison to sleep with him. The way that they decide to trick Allison's husband is crazy. Nicholas comes up with this scheme that in some ways involve the bible. By suggesting that there will be a flood that night. If you know anything about the bible you are aware of Noah's Ark and the flood that God used to basically cleanse the world. Those verses are found in Genesis 7 and 8, New International Version:
1 The LORD then said to Noah, "Go into the ark, you and your whole family, because I have found you righteous in this generation. 2 Take with you seven pairs of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and one pair of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate, 3 and also seven pairs of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth. 4 Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made."
5 And Noah did all that the LORD commanded him.
6 Noah was six hundred years old when the floodwaters came on the earth. 7 And Noah and his sons and his wife and his sons' wives entered the ark to escape the waters of the flood. 8 Pairs of clean and unclean animals, of birds and of all creatures that move along the ground, 9 male and female, came to Noah and entered the ark, as God had commanded Noah. 10 And after the seven days the floodwaters came on the earth.
Genesis 8
But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and the livestock that were with him in the ark, and he sent a wind over the earth, and the waters receded. 2 Now the springs of the deep and the floodgates of the heavens had been closed, and the rain had stopped falling from the sky. 3 The water receded steadily from the earth. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the water had gone down, 4 and on the seventeenth day of the seventh month the ark came to rest on the mountains of Ararat. 5 The waters continued to recede until the tenth month, and on the first day of the tenth month the tops of the mountains became visible.

But anyways, just trying to make a biblical connection. So once the landlord bought this act, Allison and Nicholas snuck away to have sex. So basically while they were laying there together the noisy clerk came up and ask Allison for a kiss, needless to say the pranks continue and Nicholas puts his ass out there and farts in the clerk's face. The story ended crazy as well, once he farted in his face then the landlord cut his self down and broke his arm and everybody thought he had lost his mind. This story was wild!!!!!!

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